WHAT dastardly deeds are afoot in the medieval manor of High Tottington?

By what right do scoundrels incite the serfs of the community to challenge King Greene when he asserts his statutory rights?

Free car parking in the interest of community benefit! What is this twaddle? Wring every last penny from those in thrall to big business, I say, and give the highest amount that can be given in dividends to the shareholders. The deserving latter, of necessity, require the maximum income possible in order to maintain the standard of living to which they have become accustomed.

Of much more relevance is a more appropriate renaming of the Tottington hostelry which is the current target of criticism. I suggest "The Sheriff of Nottingham" or "The Prince John" would be far more pertinent portrayals in this day and age.

CHAMPION OF CAPITALISM